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jacklincolnvstheworld:

Goosebumps when this part plays in the movie

(Source: Jacklincolnvstheworld, via basiacat)

superneutrality:

niggers:

is it really that hard to put “margarine”

SCHRODINGERS BUTTER THOUGH…

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minamarrrina:

starlorde:

why isn’t Sam/Steve ship called American Airlines

thank you for riding

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straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

(Source: bearsnbritts, via deathlyfandoms)

neyagawa:

meanplastic:

tumblr staff

im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets

neyagawa:

meanplastic:

tumblr staff

im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets

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toenail-fister:

khazi-x:

toenail-fister:

Today is Hitler’s birthday, pot day, and zombie jesus day.
What a time to be alive.

420 praise it, mein Führer

420 praise it

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qwertee:

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qwertee:

Just 12 hours remain to get today’s Last Chance Tee: “POKEWARTS” on Qwertee: http://www.qwertee.com/last-chance

£10/€12/$14 till the timer reaches zero then it’s GONE!

Be sure to “Like” this for 1 chance at a FREE TEE this weekend “Share” it for 2 chances and “Comment” on it for a 3rd chance. Thanks as always:)

mediavengers:

Esquire, February 2013
Hawkeye gets railroaded into doing an interview, but bargains his way into a great cover headline. In response, Tony had JARVIS write a scathing letter to the editor of the magazine, pointing out all the evidence that suggests Stark is the cooler Avenger. The following month, Esquire publishes a tongue-in-cheek retraction, admitting that they were wrong.
Hawkeye isn’t the coolest Avenger, Black Widow is.
MediAvengers is an MCU media blog.  Magazine spreads and newspaper articles made by fans, for the fans of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

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mediavengers:

Esquire, February 2013

Hawkeye gets railroaded into doing an interview, but bargains his way into a great cover headline. In response, Tony had JARVIS write a scathing letter to the editor of the magazine, pointing out all the evidence that suggests Stark is the cooler Avenger. The following month, Esquire publishes a tongue-in-cheek retraction, admitting that they were wrong.

Hawkeye isn’t the coolest Avenger, Black Widow is.

MediAvengers is an MCU media blog.  Magazine spreads and newspaper articles made by fans, for the fans of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Facebook  |  DeviantArt  |  Pinterest  |  Twitter  |  G+

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thegeekyblonde:

chocolatechipseapancake:

thegeekyblonde:

vagueblogging on tumblr without naming names more like “i do not bite my thumb at YOU sir but i DO bite my thumb”

Do you quarrel sir?

QUARREL sir NOOOOO sir

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scifigrl47:

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scifigrl47:

shield-tv:

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Hey cosplayers!

"Actresses get stupid questions asked of them all the time, like, ‘How do you stay sexy?’ or ‘What’s your sexiest quality?’ All these ridiculous things you would never ask a man."

Scarlett Johansson, once again showing the amount of fucks she gives for the media (via the-fury-of-a-time-lord)

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homohustle:

jotarokujo:

what if the new animal species we discover each year are actually being dropped off by aliens? like they have an over abundance of yeti crabs or something and so they brought some to earth because they knew we’d get a kick out of this

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This is the cutest conspiracy theory I’ve ever heard

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